Monday, November 21, 2005

Notes To Self

It's only 8:40 a.m. and I have a couple. Looks like it might be that kind of day.

1. It helps to focus on the physics of the splatter, admiring the pattern made by the coffee that exploded out of the cup you just dropped, rather than the big uncomfortable wet spot on the back of your leg. You'll swear less.

2. Please remember that a) the side curtain is open and b) the neighbours have people working on their house before coming out of the basement with no pants on (having put them in the washer so the coffee didn't stain them). Complete strangers don't need to see you in your underwear.

1 comment:

~ap said...

oh my! you are the biggest crack up.

clever words and punchy delivery, girl. you are destined to write, write, write.

when to begin the novel? and when to end it? i want to see yer name on a book cover!

p.s. sorry about the coffee bummer...