Thursday, November 10, 2005

I'll Take Mine Black, Please

Iowa Woman Finds Dead Turtle in Coffee

November 10,2005 | AINSWORTH, Iowa -- Marjorie Morris just wanted to pour coffee into a canister. What she found in the package of freeze-dried coffee left her shell-shocked.

Morris, 77, of Ainsworth, found a dead baby turtle in the 2-pound package of Folgers coffee last Sunday.


First thought: Thank god I live in Seattle, where our coffee is both plentiful and turtle-free!

Next thought: Folgers? GAH! The turtle actually probably made it taste better.

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