Monday, March 07, 2005

Are You Pondering What I'm Pondering?

The Brainstem Song
Sung by Pinky and The Brain to the tune of Camptown Races

Pinky: And now, the parts of the brain, performed by The Brain!

Brain: Ye-e-s!

Brain: Neo-cortex, frontal lobe
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Hippocampus, neural node
Right hemisphere.

Brain: Pons and cortex visual
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Sylvian fissure, pineal
Left hemisphere.

Brain: Cerebellum left!
Cerebellum right!
Synapse, hypothalamus
Striatum, dendrite.

Brain: Axon fibers, matter gray
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Central tegmental pathway
Temporal lobe.

Brain: White core matter, forebrain, skull
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Central fissure, cord spinal
Parietal.

Brain: Pia mater!
Menengeal vein!
Medulla oblongata and lobe limbic
Micro-electrodes...
Pinky: Naaarf!
P+B : THE BRAIN!!!

Brain: That ought to keep the little squirts happy. Ye-e-s!

3 comments:

~ap said...

freak. and i mean that in all of the best ways.

*g*

Kristina said...

Hee!

protected static said...

I think so Brain, but where are we going to find a duck and a hose at this hour?

(my current screen saver, btw...)